Gorkić je govorio cinično in two languages
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Gorkić je govorio!
There is a type of sex where, for 160 of them on Lošinj, 11 are needed, while in Međimurje, even 2 are apparently too many.
Gorkić has spoken!
Divno je imati poznanike s fleksibilnim radnim vremenom – kad im nešto treba, rade u punom kapacitetu kao prijatelji, a kad ti trebaš njih, izgleda da su na neplaćenom dopustu.
Gorkić je govorio!
It’s wonderful to have acquaintances with flexible working hours – when they need something, they operate at full capacity as friends, but when you need them, it seems they’re on unpaid leave.
Gorkić spoke!
Da nema hejtera, morao bih tražiti inspiraciju u nečem pozitivnom—a gdje je tu zabava?”
(Inspiration from p**sy, I guess!)
Gorkić je govorio!
“If it weren’t for haters, I’d have to find inspiration in something wholesome—and where’s the fun in that?”
(Inspiracija iz p**ke valjda!)
Gorkić spoke!
Ništa ne ujedinjuje ljude kao prigodni običaji – ta divna prilika da se svi pretvaramo kako nam je stalo do tradicije koju bismo inače zaboravili da ne dolazi s hranom i neradnim danom.
Gorkić je govorio!
Nothing unites people like festive customs – that wonderful opportunity for everyone to pretend they care about tradition, which they would otherwise forget if it didn’t come with food and a day off.
Gorkić has spoken!
#onokad već za Dan žena znaš da ćeš imati slobodnu večer za Dan muškaraca!
Gorkić je govorio!
#whenever it’s Women’s Day you know you’ll have an evening off for Men’s Day!
Gorkić spoke!
Pružite ruku pomoći neznancu i zauzvrat ćete dobiti podsmijeh.
Gorkić je govorio!
Lend a helping hand to a stranger and you will receive ridicule in return.
Gorkić spoke!
Osmijeh je divna stvar—osvaja srca, otvara vrata i, naravno, diskretno prezentira cjenik usluga koje osoba nudi.
Gorkić je govorio!
A smile is a wonderful thing—it wins hearts, opens doors, and, of course, discreetly presents the price list of services a person offers.
Gorkić spoke!
Depresija je divna stvar – ne traži ništa, ne viče, ne dosađuje. Samo tiho sjedi s tobom i šapuće da nema smisla ni ustati iz kreveta. Prava prijateljica, uvijek tu kad je ne trebaš.
Gorkić je govorio!
Depression is a wonderful thing – it doesn’t ask for anything, it doesn’t shout, it doesn’t bother you. It just sits quietly with you and whispers that there’s no point in even getting out of bed. A true friend, always there when you don’t need her.
Gorkić spoke!
Poštenje je kao skupa odjeća – svi ga hvale, ali rijetki ga stvarno nose.
Gorkić je govorio!
Honesty is like expensive clothing – everyone praises it, but few actually wear it.
Gorkić spoke!
Ljudski mozak je nevjerojatan organ – počne raditi čim se rodiš i ne prestaje sve dok ne staneš za govornicu!
Gorkić je govorio!
The human brain is an incredible organ – it starts working the moment you are born and doesn’t stop until you stand at the podium!
Gorkić spoke!
Najveći životni problemi obično počinju rečenicom: “Ne brini, sve će biti u redu!” i završavaju s “Pa, barem si nešto naučio.”
Gorkić je govorio!
Life’s biggest problems usually begin with the sentence: “Don’t worry, everything will be fine!” and end with “Well, at least you learned something.”
Gorkić spoke!
Neki ljudi nikad ne griješe – uvijek su žrtve tajnih urota, zavidnih susjeda i nevidljivih sila koje im, eto, baš nikako ne daju da uspiju.
Gorkić je govorio!
Some people never make mistakes – they are always victims of secret conspiracies, envious neighbors, and invisible forces that, well, just don’t let them succeed.
Gorkić spoke!
Dok svi danas s oduševljenjem gledaju maškare na trgovima i ulicama, ja uživam u maškarama u Bijeloj kući – ovi moji se nikad ne skidaju iz kostima.
Gorkić je govorio!
While everyone eagerly watches the carnival on the streets and squares today, I’m enjoying spectacle in the White House— mine never take off their costumes.
Gorkić spoke!
Čemu? Da, stvarno, čemu… Kad ionako sve završi u zaboravu, a trud se nagradi s još jednim problemom. Ali, ajde, neka bude – možda iz puke ironije života, možda iz inata, a možda samo zato što nemamo ništa pametnije raditi dok čekamo kraj.
Gorkić je govorio!
Why? Yes, really, why… When everything ends up forgotten anyway, and effort is rewarded with yet another problem. But fine, let it be – maybe out of life’s sheer irony, maybe out of defiance, or maybe just because we have nothing better to do while waiting for the end.
Gorkić has spoken!
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